There once was a man named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
She was missing a tit,
And smelled quite a bit,
But think of the money he saved!
A shiftless young fellow of Kent
Had his wife fuck the landlord for rent.
But as she grew older
The landlord grew colder,
And now they live out in a tent.
There once was a harlot at Yale
With her price-list tattooed on her tail,
And on her behind,
For the sake of the blind,
She had it embroidered in Braille.