There once was a man from Bel Air,
Who was fucking a girl on the stairs.
When the bannister broke,
He quickened his stroke,
And finished her off in midair!
There was a young sailor from Brighton
Who remarked to his girl, “You’re a tight one.”
She replied, “‘Pon my soul,
You’re in the wrong hole;
There’s plenty of room in the right one.”
There once was a young lady of Dee
Who went down to the river to pee.
A man in a punt
Put his hand on her cunt,
And God! how I wish it was me.