Little Romances

There once was a man from Bel Air,

Who was fucking a girl on the stairs.

When the bannister broke,

He quickened his stroke,

And finished her off in midair!


There was a young sailor from Brighton

Who remarked to his girl, “You’re a tight one.”

She replied, “‘Pon my soul,

You’re in the wrong hole;

There’s plenty of room in the right one.”


There once was a young lady of Dee

Who went down to the river to pee.

A man in a punt

Put his hand on her cunt,

And God! how I wish it was me.



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