Diseases

The once was a man named O’Doole,

Who found red spots on his tool.

His doctor, a cynic,

Said, “Get out of my clinic!

And wipe off that lipstick you fool!”

 

There was a young woman of Chester

Who said to the man who undressed her,

“I think you will find

That it’s better behind–

The front is beginning to fester.”

 

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