Large Balls

As I was walking down the street,
A fine young man happened to meet,
Who was giving the girls a treat,
By twisting and turning his balls.

CHORUS:
And they were large balls, huge balls,
Ball as heavy as lead,
And with a dexterous twist of his muscular
wrist,
He could flick em’ right over his head.
(Sera-aboom, sera-aboom,
sera-aboom boom boom)

A policeman to the scene was brough
He said, “A lesson’ll have to be taught,
For there’s no resound that anyone ought,
To be twisting and turning his balls.”

The prisoner standing in the dock,
He gave the judge a hell of a shock,
Insisting on showing the jury his cock,
And twisting and turning his balls.

The judge he said, “The case is clear,
The fine will be a barrel of beer,
For any young bugger that comes in here,
Twisting and turning his balls.”

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