Glorious, Victorious!

Drunk last night,
Drunk the night before,
And I’m gonna get drunk tonight,
Like I’ve never been drunk before!
And when I’m drunk,
I’m as happy as can be,
‘Cause I am a member of the Hash family.

Chorus
Singing Glorious, Victorious!
Hey!!!
One keg of beer for the four of us.
Singing Glory be to God that there are no more of us,
‘Cause one of us could drink it all alone,
Damn near, pass the beer, to the rear, of the Hash House.

Beer, beer, beer, beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer
Drunk last night
Drunk the night before
Gonna get drunk tonight
Like I’ve never been drunk before
Cause when I’m drunk I’m as happy as can be
Cause we’re all part of the Hash House family

Oh, the Hash family,
Is the best family,
To ever come over,
From the old country.
There’s the High Hash Drunks
There’s the Low Hash Drunks
There’s the Asian Drunks
And the other damn drunks

Verses:
Tune: She’ll be Coming Around the Mountain

There are no serious Hashers,
By the Bay, by the Bay.
There are no serious Hashers,
By the Bay, by the Bay.
‘Cause they’re all a bunch of queers,
Who get drunk on half a beer,
There are no serious Hashers by the Bay!

There are no serious Hashers in L A.
There are no serious Hashers in L A,
Because the smog blocks out the sun,
And they don’t know how to run,
There are no serious Hashers in L A.

There are no serious Hashers in New York
There are no serious Hashers in New York
’cause they talk like Donald Duck
And they don’t know how to fuck
There are no serious Hashers in New York
There are no serious Hashers in F L A
There are no serious Hashers in F L A
Because they all wear string bikinis
And the guys have little wienies
There are no serious Hashers in F L A

Oh there are no female Hashers in the Rockies
Oh there are no female Hashers in the Rockies
Cause when they’re running through the trees
Their tits hang down to their knees
Oh there are no Female hashers in the Rockies

There are no serious Hashers in the Navy
There are no serious Hashers in the Navy
Because they’re all on little boats
Making love to sheep and goats
There are no serious Hashers in the Navy

Oh there are no honest Hashers in D.C.
Oh there are no honest Hashers in D.C.
Cause they’re taking all our money
While they’re fucking our sweet honies
Oh there are no honest Hashers in D.C.

There are no serious Hashers in K Y
There are no serious Hashers in K Y
‘Cause they’re all a bunch of Hicks
Who are playing with their pricks
There are no serious Hashers in K Y

There are no serious Hashers in Calgary
There are no serious Hashers in Calgary
’cause they’ll wade through waist deep snow
Just to give a cow a blow
There are no serious Hashers in Calgary

There are no serious Hashers from the South
There are no serious Hashers from the South
With their necks of crimson red
and their cousins they will wed
It’s a sure sign that they are all inbred

There are no serious Hashers in Milwaukee
There are no serious Hashers in Milwaukee
’cause the men all ride on Hogs
and the women howl like dogs
There are no serious Hashers in Milwaukee

There are no serious hashers in Rumson
There are no serious hashers in Rumson
’cause there’s no wimmin at their hashes
for sex they bugger their buddies asses
There are no serious hashers in Rumson”

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