Mrs. Murphy

(melody: ???)
Categories: Penis Songs, Spits

Hold it in your hand Mrs. Murphy
It only weighs a quarter of a pound
It’s got hair on it’s neck like a turkey
And it spits when you jerk it up and down

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A drinking club with a running problem

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