I don’t want to be a housewife

(melody: I don’t want to join the army)
Categories: Bimbo song, Prostitution

I don’t want to be a housewife, I’d much rather be a whore
I’d rather turn some tricks, involving foot-long bricks
Housework is a bore, oh blimey,
I don’t want to do his laundry, I don’t want to cook his fucking food (fucking food!)
‘Cause if I’m getting laid, I should be getting paid
Or else I’m really getting screwed, oh blimey…

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